2 definitions by Water boy

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The tank on top of the water cooler holding Planet Earth brand water, the best bottled water to be found on the face of the planet. Purity of Essense
After a long night of drunken revelry, I awoke to the urge to drain the contents of the dank tank in order to rehydrate.
by Water boy January 16, 2004
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This is what you call it when your feelings get hurt.
Jack had hurtfeelioma after Jill called him a douche.
by Water boy January 20, 2016
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