11 definitions by Wang P. Freely

An individual who is extremely lame, moreso than a human version of a paraquat. See paraquat.

The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.

A person whos first name is Peter and eats pumpkins. Also known to engage in sexual activities with pumpkins.

An annoyance unlike any other. A subtle humming noise with short hair.