14 definitions by Vladmir Makarov

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A really horny girl who faps a lot
John: My girlfriend is a Rianna
Jim: Thats the best kind!
by Vladmir Makarov March 24, 2019
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A way to have sex.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.

You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.
John: What type of sex did you give her Jim?
Jim: Optical Sex, the one where I fuck her eye!
by Vladmir Makarov April 17, 2019
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Jay-Z: Yo, what up Jimmy

Kim K.: F*** you, never get me what I want

Jay-Z: don't be a Jillian homie
by Vladmir Makarov June 01, 2016
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A word to describe a male person who is uniquely special. If one is described by this adjective it means no other word can describe them.
John: Have you seen Jack Lately?
Jim: Yeh he is such a ah... whats the word for it
John: a xed.
by Vladmir Makarov November 25, 2018
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Daedric Prince of Death, Usurpers and Empty Space. Redguard human typically seen wearing full ebony armor. Control Gulags and sell others in slave trades
John: Xedharoq is my idol
Jim: Who is Xedharoq

John: Daedric Prince of Death, Usurpers and Empty Space
by Vladmir Makarov June 28, 2018
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(verb) To implode using a bleach and piss mixture in addition to random female with with no hair
Dont make me Δ you
Please no John, I will do anything
by Vladmir Makarov February 14, 2021
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