28 definitions by Victor Felix

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The willful and intention destruction of a great city, including murder and exile of its inhabitants. Policide, the willful and intentional destruction of a nation, can be used as a synonym — polis is the Greek word for "city."
Rome's destruction of Carthage is an ancient example of civicide; Washington's abandonment of flood- and hurricane-ravaged New Orleans is apparently a modern one.
by Victor Felix December 13, 2005
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A form of visual odor involving someone who looks as if his or her breath always reeks of stale coffee.
Wide-mouthed sitcom star Valerie Harper has always looked like she's got perpetual coffee-breath.
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
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A song (a great one too, although not terribly well sung or produced) and the title track of the 1974 Apple album of the same name by the late, great George Harrison. Dark Horse was also the name of the visionary guitarist and composer's record label (distributed by the Brothers Warner), which he recorded seven albums for after leaving Apple (the label the Beatles formed in 1968) in 1976. Harrison himself was also known as the Dark Horse of the Beatles, a reference to a racehorse that people bet little on in the beginning, but who ultimately outshines his competitors in the end. When you have Lennon, McCartney and Martin as your mentors and Clapton, Dylan, and Shankar as three of your best friends, you can't help but radiate brilliance, as George did — and still does. As the Man himself sang:
"I'm a dark horse
Running on a dark race course
I'm a blue moon
Since I stepped out of the womb
I've been a cool jerk
Looking for the source
I'm a dark horse."
by Victor Felix September 20, 2005
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The mouth of a horn-playing jazz musician. Sounds nasty (intentionally so), but it's not.
Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"
by Victor Felix September 21, 2005
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Someone who looks as if he or she possess a definate and offensive smell, whether or not he or she actually does.
The countless moles covering Damon's body looked like splatters of excrement. The visual odor, needless to say, was overwhelming.

(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
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A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.
Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"

Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"

Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
by Victor Felix July 22, 2006
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In gay pulp porn, a euphemism for a bottom's rectum and colon.
Tony wanted Mickey to fuck him really hard, so he told him "I wanna feel your cock all the way up my shit-shute when you cum."
by Victor Felix September 21, 2005
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