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A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and tasty.
When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
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An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.
She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.
by Victor Felix August 12, 2005
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A nation with a tortured history in the heart of Europe where governmental support of the arts and artists is a given. Germany's closest friend and ally is France (whose armies, under Napoleon, raped and pillaged their way across the Rhine between 1805 and 1806). Traditionally both a Roman Catholic and a Lutheran country, depending on the region, Germany now has the fastest-growing Jewish population in the world. The Austrians are ethnic Germans (Austria was historically the most powerful German state until its defeat by Prussia in 1866); the Swiss are not.
If you give a "thumbs-down" to this entry on Germany, then you are woefully uninformed.
by Victor Felix July 01, 2006
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A woman or gay man so "cuntish" in behavior that she or he can only be insultingly described as a double-cunt (double-cunt) - parentheticals added as an alliteration to emphasize such doubly-cuntishly behavior (an homage to DoubleMint Gum). Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.
Lee was such a cunt; so much so that only the term "double-cunt (double-cunt)" would do.
by Victor Felix August 21, 2005
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Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural.

One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"
by Victor Felix November 22, 2005
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Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural. One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"
by Victor Felix November 10, 2005
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Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be discribed as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural.

One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.
"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"
by Victor Felix November 10, 2005
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