26 definitions by Urban humor
When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017
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I went out with Carol last night and she said if she could order off the menu at The Sizzler ,she would Honk My Bobo. So no buffet last night!
by Urban humor September 17, 2017
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Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!
by Urban humor October 06, 2016
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A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"
We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!
by Urban humor September 24, 2015
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The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin
Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!
by Urban humor March 16, 2018
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Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!
by Urban humor August 24, 2017
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Carol: I finally hooked up with Bob and he has a Trumpis.
Cindy: I'm sorry, did he try to tell you it was over an inch long?
Carol: yes, and then he said it was Bigly!
Cindy: I'm sorry, did he try to tell you it was over an inch long?
Carol: yes, and then he said it was Bigly!
by Urban humor June 27, 2017
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