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A popcorn fuck is when a guy puts popcorn up your boy-hole and fucks you until you both have cumgasms, and then pops the corn and makes you eat it - tastes like cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, sometimes gives me a popcorn fuck up my boy-hole, and fucks me silly, and when I force the kernals out of my ass, he pops them and makes me eat some!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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My Hole is the cute, pink, tight, puckered entry into my fuck-chute.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temp tattoo on My Hole while I was asleep!
by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021
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my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2020
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A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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nads is short for "gonads" -- a guy's balls.
Matt likes me to lick his nads when I play with his dick.
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
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naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.
Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!
by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021
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A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
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