699 definitions by USAF Cadet

A popcorn fuck is when a guy puts popcorn up your boy-hole and fucks you until you both have cumgasms, and then pops the corn and makes you eat it - tastes like cumgasm.

My Hole is the cute, pink, tight, puckered entry into my fuck-chute.

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

nads is short for "gonads" -- a guy's balls.

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.