A fancy looking sweater that opens in the front like a jacket and buttons like a coat. It is typically warn by men who are either gay or they are totally straight but they want to appear gay so they can make friends with super hot chicks that are out of their league.
Mike always sports a cardigan. Thats why he's friends with so many hot girls.
Initially made famous by the movie Home Alone, these bad boys are necessary for young boys who tend to soil the bed at night. Also they can be used in conjunction with Astroglide for some slippery hot sex!
The rubber sheets are packed!
Yes bugs have a league of their own. It's a recreational league where they play competitive sports such as baseball and football just like us. I seent it!!
"Hey Ralph. Were you planning on joining the Bug League is September?"
The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.
Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister
Jon: Which sister?
Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
Buy a
stoner fake tits
mug!
Extra skin around the asshole creating what is known as a mudd flap or doggie door.
That chick had the craziest mud flap. I just noticed and I've been hitting that for 2 months.
A orange flavored juice beverage with a Orangatan Featured in the commercials. It's a kick in a glass!!
Dude I'm thirsty. Do you have any Tang?
When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.
That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.
