72 definitions by Tonythetiler

Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

by Tonythetiler December 16, 2015

smurfburn

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

by Tonythetiler December 16, 2015

patrick swayse like

Saying hello from the afterlife

With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day

Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayse like

by Tonythetiler January 16, 2022

dick up his cunt

Guy throwing a fit like a little girl

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.

by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

make you special

Beat down that lowers your intelligence quotient to lowest functioning level

Kat says to Tony
If you don't stop with the puns I am going to make you special

by Tonythetiler October 8, 2020

step-dancer

When your kid is being raised by a dancer after divorce

Crying shame kid gets stuck with the step-dancer. Oh I don't know karma is a bitch

God might bust a knee like Tonya Harding

by Tonythetiler April 27, 2021

lotta dick

Quick way to communicate girth measurement

Lotta dick is a universal safety word

by Tonythetiler February 6, 2021