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I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 05, 2003
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A term used to refer to a person who needs to explain themselves or calm down. Has its roots in bro, a term used to informally indicate a person generally thought of as a dude or guy.
Alternately, a bro-oriented term of endearment.
Notes for usage:
* May only be used when speaking directly to the intended brotaco. It is incorrect to say, "So-and-so is a brotaco."
* No articles may precede the term. Nobody is ever "a brotaco." They are merely "brotaco."
Alternately, a bro-oriented term of endearment.
Notes for usage:
* May only be used when speaking directly to the intended brotaco. It is incorrect to say, "So-and-so is a brotaco."
* No articles may precede the term. Nobody is ever "a brotaco." They are merely "brotaco."
1) Whoa there, brotaco, you'd better ease up on the old gas pedal, there.
2) You're right about that one, brotaco.
2) You're right about that one, brotaco.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 19, 2011
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A tremendously offensive term for one who constantly bums cigarettes, but never purchases a pack of her own.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 07, 2005
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An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.
Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003
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