12 definitions by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough

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The surgical removal of a memory. This is best performed using tequila.
I drank a lot of tequila last night...woke up with a total memorectomy of the entire evening.
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9
That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.
I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.
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10
Someone who is absolutely craaaaazzzy about the female breast.
Mardi Gras is a great place for tittiots...so long as they have lots of beads.
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A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.
The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.
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