1 definition by Tom and toby

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An object or disease that can cause severe brain damage when near within 1.5 meters. Subject will always be friendzoned by any long lasting couples. Lack of originality. Must be cancer.
Example: “Hey don’t do that or you’ll be diagnosed with zuraimi!”
by Tom and toby January 05, 2018

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