I was the first to coin this phrase back in 1990 while on a U.S. warship heading to the Persian Gulf, and it certainly didn't have anything to do with shitting on anyone's face. The original term was meant to describe those suffering from sea sickness with pale, sweaty and sometimes puke splattered faces. After that it was also used to mean someone who gave blow jobs culminating in facials. I don't know how these sick bastards associated it with shitting in someone's face and I can only wonder what these butt munchers do with their free time.
1. " Hey gravy face, maybe you'd better lay down a while before you split open that gash on your head again."
2. " Hey gravy face, go wash that splooge off your face then come back here and dunk my pole you fruity little wad gobbler."
2. " Hey gravy face, go wash that splooge off your face then come back here and dunk my pole you fruity little wad gobbler."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014
Getting so stoned the night before that you are totally oblivious of anything that might have transpired.
Trent wakes up naked in a strange backyard with a feather duster stuck in his ass and a moccasin super glued to his crotch. He retrieves his cell from a nearby pile of dogshit and calls his buddy Bongo.
Bongo: "'S'up dude...?"
Trent: "Dude! WTF happened last night man?"
Bongo: " Dude - you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. Where the hell are you anyway?"
Trent: " I don't know.. but you gotta' come find me man! I aint shittin' either! I've got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!"
Bongo: "'S'up dude...?"
Trent: "Dude! WTF happened last night man?"
Bongo: " Dude - you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. Where the hell are you anyway?"
Trent: " I don't know.. but you gotta' come find me man! I aint shittin' either! I've got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!"
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014
Chase is 35 years old hasn't worked a job in his whole life, sufficing only on video games and free loaded food from his parents as he continues to occupy their basement. Chase is one of the most useless shit strainers you'll ever meet.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
A cock that has been over masturbated and is now sore and red. Not to be confused with "Chapstick" - the product used for soothing sore, puffy lips that have sucked too much cock.
Tim: " Hey Junior, let's hit the club night, I need to get laid really, really bad."
junior: " Ahh mann....I would but I can't tonight. I rented some good porn last night and now I have chaffstick like you wouldn't believe."
junior: " Ahh mann....I would but I can't tonight. I rented some good porn last night and now I have chaffstick like you wouldn't believe."
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
A white mustache, goatee or other facial hair worn by someone you are trying to cut down - especially on Facebook.
If a man has a white goatee:
" Hey dick head, shut down the carnival already and maybe look at cleaning out your sperm strainer - it looks full.
" Hey dick head, shut down the carnival already and maybe look at cleaning out your sperm strainer - it looks full.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
Bongo wakes up in the morning only to find he has a severe case of chaffstick from dry jerking the night before. He makes a mental note to pick up some pud butter right after making bag at the marijuana clinic.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014