Getting massively stoned while on a break. In contrast to a buzz break, the break bake usually occurs on a particularly horrendous day.
Charlie: " Damn man...Mr. Plummer gave me TWO whole files to work on today. That'll take me at least 45 minutes to do. What a bummer man. I'm harshing low bro..."
Bongo: " Dude - let me snag my bag real quick like - a good break bake will get you right with the world."
A person lacking any usefulness whatsoever except consuming food and producing shit.
Chase is 35 years old hasn't worked a job in his whole life, sufficing only on video games and free loaded food from his parents as he continues to occupy their basement. Chase is one of the most useless shit strainers you'll ever meet.
Scored weed. These days it is more commonly used in reference to a legal purchase at a marijuana clinic.
Also used as make bag, making bag, etc...
Bongo: " Junior - tell me you made bag man. I need to get wasted like you can't believe.
Junior: " Dude, I'm so far ahead of you that it's like yesterday all over. I made a dime and there was no waitin' line.... chill bro...."
Bongo: "...yeeeeaaaahhhhh..."
Pole barn is slang for a gay bar and, more accurately, one with one or more glory holes.
Bongo: " Ernie! Long time no see... Hey, c'mon over tonight - I 'm
making bag and I'll steep a coupla' ice brews...."
Ernie: " I would dude, but I'm workin' the pole barn tonight. They're gonna' pay me $20 an hour to man the
glory hole. Maybe later tho..."
A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.
Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.
I was the first to coin this phrase back in 1990 while on a U.S. warship heading to the Persian Gulf, and it certainly didn't have anything to do with shitting on anyone's face. The original term was meant to describe those suffering from sea sickness with pale, sweaty and sometimes puke splattered faces. After that it was also used to mean someone who gave blow jobs culminating in facials. I don't know how these sick bastards associated it with shitting in someone's face and I can only wonder what these
butt munchers do with their free time.
1. " Hey gravy face, maybe you'd better lay down a while before you split open that gash on your head again."
2. " Hey gravy face, go wash that
splooge off your face then come back here and dunk my pole you fruity little
wad gobbler."
Pissing while sporting a raging hard on. This is usually a very messy situation.
Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"
Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."
