When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
a bald nut sack, hairless scrotum, silky ball bag.
I shaved my nuts to make shit look bigger, but she said "damn thats one ugly kojaksack", who loves you baby, not me!