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When the music is so good or bad that you have to use German words to try to describe the feelings you get!
Of course with German words come multiple completely different {interpretations]...

1. The music is so good, it gives you really good feelings.
2. The music is so good, it reminded you of the sad reality of human life.
3. The music is good.
4. The subwoofer is so bad, the bass makes you want to throw up!
5. The subwoofer is so bad, your music sounds terrible.

Tom: Hey Mike, play my tune!
Mike: Okay Tom, I will play that "auf meinem neuen 20 Euro" Subwoofer!
*music starts playing on Mikes "new 22.46 USD" subwoofer.
Tom: Mike, Dein Subwoofer ist SCHEISSE! Ich habe Bassschmerzen!
Mike: It was "ja auch nur ein Schnäppchen"!
Tom: Okay Mike, I will try the same song on "meiner Anlage"!
*music starts playing on Toms stereo system.
Tom: There, now it sounds good!
Mike: Alexa, play Despacito!
*everyone gets Bassschmerzen.
Tom: I hate you, Mike!

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by TimmiWanted1243 March 11, 2019

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Tinder Exhibitionist

Someone who uses the dating app Tinder in public and makes it blatantly easy for others to watch their swiping spree.
Scientists have speculated that this externalizing behavior may arise from a desire or compulsion to expose one's own swiping preferences and mating partner fetishes. The Tinder Exhibitionist may find amusement or even sexual satisfaction out of their indecent dating exposure.

Dan: "Man, Johnny did again! He was sitting in the train with people around him and swiped furiously on Tinder and everyone was watching because one just cannot look away for obvious reasons!"
Jack: "Johnny is such a Tinder Exhibitionist. I told you this!"

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by TimmiWanted1243 March 11, 2019

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