Daniel Smith

A Daniel Smith is an amazing but rare specimen of a male human. Unlike other males a Daniel Smith is an exceptionally: Handsome, sexy, sweet talking and romantic human; every Daniel Smith has a minimum of eight abs and a penis at least eight inches long! Legend states that a Daniel Smith's penis tastes of tropical fruit and causes females to have indescribable orgasms! Any female who has a Daniel Smith as their boyfriend is extremely lucky, for a Daniel Smith is usually at least a millionaire and due to his sexiness usually owns multiple brands and is very sought after within the modelling industry. However due to the fact that Daniel Smith's are very rare, no-one has thought of anything comparable to a Daniel Smith, however those few people who have had an experience with a Daniel Smith said that you could compare a Daniel Smith to: god, perfection, a legend and a dream come true!
Person 1: "Hey, did you see that Daniel Smith over there!"
Person 2: *Fainted
by TheSpecial0ne July 05, 2017
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