6 definitions by TheRealStalin890

The whitest possible way you could refer to a black friend, typically this will be used in a joking way but won't actually be humorous in any way.

a hidden treasure that only the ones worthy of such knowledge possess. you have to have at least a 3000 IQ in order for your brain to be able to hold the knowledge of Obama’s Last Name. If you somehow find out what it is and you don’t have 3000+ IQ, your brain will instantly collapse into a black hole and swallow the whole fucking planet.

The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.

When someone is so incredibly irritating in a gay way you'd rather point a loaded Colt M1911 at the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger.

stands for “i don’t give a flip”. a very common phrase among white people, used their sons who they take on golfing trips every weekend after they go to a restaurant and complaining about the mayonnaise being too spicy.

Twomey is deprived from the Irish last name “O Tuama”. Most guys with this last name have a YouTube Channel, an obsession with lightsabers, and a face strikingly similar to Barack Obama’s. Twomey will literally chop you into little bits with a fuckin lightsaber just because you revealed his embarrassing YouTube channel to a group of people that were originally unaware of it.