8 definition by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ]

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The cum of someone sussy/sus. Its related amongus and-... Ok I'm gonna cut the bullshit why the fuck did you search for this. What kind of fucked individual are you. What did you expect. Well... whatever.... it's a noun by the way.
YOU: Sussy Cum.
Me: You disgust me you rat.
by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ] April 29, 2021

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TheGoose is me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Someone: "TheGoose is so hot and handsome and smart and sexy and dresses well and smells good and is cool and is not stupid and is the best person ever."
by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ] April 28, 2021

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Dry Bones is a Skeleton version of The Koopas. They appear in the Mario videogame series. Dry Bones is my beloved. Dry Bones is my videogame crush and I am married to Dry Bones. Dry Bones is my love and is mine and just mine alone.
Me: Dry Bones is mine and if anyone challenges me they will burn at the stake while I watch. Dry Bones is MINE AND IM NOT OBSESSIVE!
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by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ] April 29, 2021

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Goose Simp is TheGoose but a Simp ( Which Is Me). It may also be any goose that is a simp
Someone: TheGoose is still very hot and sexy and cool and smart and not dumb and smells good and dresses well and is the best ever but he is a a simp so now he is Goose Simp.
by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ] April 29, 2021

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Annoying usually refers to people but can also refer to animals. Annoying is a Adjective. It means: to be a disturbance or distraction. Annoying can also refer to the person reading this or someone spamming //ud or any bot command in a discord server channel. (; Sidenote: Shut the fuck up
Joey: You see that guy spamming //ud in Gen chat.
Jerry: Yeah what an annoying prick.
Jack: Its almost like this a message sent to someone to tell them their are being annoying. (;
Jerry: Yeah... What the fuck are you talking about Jack?
by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ] April 29, 2021

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Beldum Bot is a bot for Discord Servers. Beldum has commands such as //8ball, //ud, //ttt, etc. Beldum Bot is very sexy. If you want to ask Beldum yes or no questions use //8ball. Beldum has said he has a crush on me. I will compete for Beldum's love dont test me...
Me: Beldum Bot said that he loves me.
Someone: Beldum gives random answers dumbass.
Me: Stfu Beldum loves me.
by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ] April 29, 2021

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Someone that thinks they are funny in the server by typing "//ud titophobia vanny" but they are just saying the same joke again and again. This word is in reference to Vanny from the FNaF series and Titophobia being the supposed "fear of tits"
Someone: I just typed Titophobia Vanny in the general chat I'm so funny.
Me: Burn...
by TheGoose / Goose Simp [ (; ] April 29, 2021

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