1 definition by The papercut eyeballs

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Someone who spends their time masturbating alone in the shower while crying bitter tears of loneliness, emptiness and rejection.
Tim "Hey Aidan, Where's Mike these days?"
Aidan "Off doing the Dick Duffy."
Tim "What happened him?"
Aidan "Some girl rejected him"
by The papercut eyeballs March 03, 2012
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