Roman bros. Proving that the concept of the bromance goes back through the ages, scientists or wizards or something found the following graffiti on a wall in Pompeii:
I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: "We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus."
"Gaius et Aulus Bromani est."
"Gaius et Aulus, te salutamus!"
Gaius and Aulus are Bromans.
Gaius and Aulus, we salute you!
A grossly obese, yet somehow queerly attractive woman. A larger version of 'fattractive', where a woman is attractive despite being on the large end of 'bubbly', this encompasses ++size to amorphous blob creatures, as long as you still want to mount them.
She's 24 stone but I still wanna climb her. Guess she's "pretty in pig".