Within the constraint of positivity, the *beep* is more and better than everything and everyone that exists, and all that is yet to be discovered.
Only one person in all of existence is the beep, and that is Aneeq.
1) The *beep*'s qualities outshine Chuck Norris
by an indescribable amount.
2) Person: Who are you?
Aneeq: I'm the *beep*.
Person: I HAIL TO THEE, O MIGHTY!