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A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.
Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"
by The pope June 9, 2004
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A boy under the age of 16, who wears gold and platinum chains, tradiditonal, "gangsta" clothing, wears predominantly one color, such as red, blue, yellow. Has either been inducted into a gang at an early age or fancies himself to be in one.
I saw that kid in all red today on the stairs. What's he, like 13? Lil' pimp.
by The pope June 11, 2004
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Haitian term for a white person. Usually used to describe colonial oppressors of the past, such as the French. Blanc is French for the color white. Two variations are "petit-blanc," which is a benign white person who means no harm, and "blanc-blanc," which means a colonialist, a slave-driver or other oppressor.
George Bush's actions in Haiti pretty clearly classify him as a "blanc-blanc."
by The pope June 9, 2004
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to be off the HIBZITY is to be off the Hook at a rate 999 time better
DUDE, this is off the HIBZITY!
by The pope June 15, 2003
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1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location

2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.
1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.

2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.
by The pope June 9, 2004
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A fiticious name used to get yourself out of trouble.
When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's Louie Narboau. If she asks if you are french an appriate answere would be,,, Why Yes I am. If one or more of your friends are watching from the closet this amplifies the fun.
by The pope August 29, 2003
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1. Used gigarette or cigar ends, the part of the cigarette or cigar that either contains the filter or becomes too hot to hold, and cannot be smoked.

2. Cigarettes, smoked or unsmoked, usually in the process of being smoked.
1. The plant had since died, and smokers had filled the plant-holder with butts.

2. The students stood outside of the door, making small-talk and killing butts, despite the NO SMOKING sign that glared down from all outside doors.
by The pope June 11, 2004
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