36 definitions by The pope

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by The pope June 11, 2004

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.

by The pope October 6, 2004

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by The pope June 9, 2004

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by The pope June 9, 2004

red

A kind of marijuana, usually from Jamaica, with red hairs on the leaves. Overrated according to some, usually brought back to this country inside hollowed-out candles by tourists, under the impression that it is of exceptionally high quality, by virtue of it's being from Jamaica.

Most kids at this high school talk a lot about weed, while knowing shit about it. They could get a hold of some 6-week-old Jamaican red and think they were smoking some kind herb.

by The pope June 6, 2004

jacked

Intoxicated, under the influence of drugs or alchohol.

I was at a party at Jimmy's house, and I was wicked jacked.

by The pope June 11, 2004

pollicode

Making use of unneccesary things to provide a solution. A very long iterative impractical programming coding style.

I've never seen a method in a class that has 1200+ lines of code. Geez! This is a pollicode!

by The pope August 9, 2004