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A hypothetical noun used in an exclamation of shock or surprise usually used to berate and belittle somebody who has wronged you, normally followed by an exaggeration of the events that preceded the uttering of the words “you cronked the pot roast?!?”
“You cronked the pot roast?!?”
“What? No I didn’t dude!”
“Just look at all the piss and shit on the bed, on the floor and on the ceiling, on the cat and on the dog, on the door on the knob, all throughout the kitchen boiling in a kettle! That’s a cronked pot roast if I’ve ever seen one.”
Nigga stop lying”
by The cumlord March 23, 2020

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Noun. A heterosexual male who engages in various acts of homosexuality with his babes, usually other men whom he is somewhat familiar with. Bungus babes are named for their tendency to shout “bungus” when their anger is roused, or if you have made them wish death upon you, “crungus bungus.”
Random schmoe: “Hey babe, your hair sucks today.”
Bungus babe: *with the might of a thousand suns* “CRUNGUS BUNGUS”
Bystander: “yep, he’s a Bungus babe ;)”
by The cumlord March 14, 2020

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A sexually deprived individual who attempts to be a feminine ghetto-type but consistently looks like papa smurf. Is a heavy smoker and sounds like apple crumble.
I tried talking to Dora the other day but her throat is totally fucked so she sounds like a synthesized campfire.
by The cumlord September 06, 2020

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