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When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed
I brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man.
by THE T MAN July 04, 2013

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In ageement.
When asked if everyone was in agreement that the player with the blue cap could could give Santana a run for his money, D spoke for the group when he said "Definately. We're synched on that. The Zen master is solid."
by The T Man February 19, 2004

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