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a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
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When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.
When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.
I was bangin' away at this chick who was lucky to have me, and after 2 hours I needed a break. Out of the blue she turns over and spoons me, giving me a sloppy pussy kiss.. ugh!
by the storm drains January 13, 2009
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Get the rhymenocerous mug.The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.
Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."
by the storm drains May 9, 2008
Get the dead kennedys mug.noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
by the storm drains May 7, 2008
Get the jesus boner mug.noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.
I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.
by the storm drains May 7, 2008
Get the gona-herpa-tita-warts mug.Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.
The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook
Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.
The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook
Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.
Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"
Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"
Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"
by the storm drains May 3, 2008
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