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1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
by The Professor December 09, 2003
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Pain or stiffness in the thumbs occuring most often after a long bout of playing a game on the SEGA console.
Can also be applied to other consoles.
After 5 hours of Sonic, Bruce had a badass case of SEGA thumbs.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.
The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.
by The Professor November 07, 2003
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1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
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Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.
by The Professor June 03, 2004
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He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.
by The Professor November 07, 2003
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