15 definitions by The Master Wisdom

The Wiz Attendant for the Wizroom.

The Wizar will not be found in average public Wizrooms. Wizars, Wizzars, Wiz Tenders are the attendants that pass out towels, cologn and other types of toiletries.

Some times even chocolate. Wizars are found mostly in Executive, prominent and uppidy Wizrooms reserved for the SO-CALLED upper class. Wizar, Wizar also known as a Wiz-Tender person, usually one who keep piss in a jar in a freezer.
Wizar/Wizzar: Would you like a towel Sir?
Executive: Why yes I would. Do yo have those little bocks of cholcolates?

Wizar/Wizzar Attendant: I am sorry Sir, we are all out of chocolate today!

Executive: This is a very important issue I will most certainly bring to the CEO's attention!
by The Master Wisdom November 22, 2010
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The Advanced Level of “Whisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.
After he swore off ALL earthly values he became an "Apprentice Wizard of Love", his great Whizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic - LOVE.
by The Master Wisdom November 23, 2010
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The word for shitting and pissing at the same time.

Often used like, 'Busting a wizzduke'.
John: "Fucking shit man I just busted a wizzduke"

Jesse: "This enrages my appetite"
by The Master Wisdom November 22, 2010
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The act of of cleaning the inside of a toilet bowl from lingering Kalifa/feces by direct Wiz/urination in subsequent visits to the restroom.

Bob: I took a huge Kalifa this morning that one flush couldn't quite erase. Luckily a Wiz Clean rectified the problem before my guests arrived.
Will: I need to make new friends, who are good at Wiz Cleaning..
by The Master Wisdom November 14, 2010
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A spasmodic release of Wiz/urine due to laughing uncontrollably.

To Wiz in one's pant by accident.
"A wizgiggle overpowered me as I tried not to fall off my chair laughing."

"Princesses always wizgiggled at me and even men did in the not so private Wizroom for being DUMB enough to by mega dick!"
by The Master Wisdom November 14, 2010
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The combining of a Wiz/PISS and a magician, together creates a mighty magical force possible in creating astounding magical pissing uncontrollably - search Rosie Nunn
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What that Wizagician?

Yea, what was that?

Oh, that is just another Wizagician wizin out of control!
by The Master Wisdom November 27, 2010
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What a male expells after sex whle taking a wiz!

The admixture of piss and semen.
Wizm is something that just happens; it's rarely spoken.
by The Master Wisdom November 21, 2010
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