Right before a girl, slaps you in the face!!!
Me: You scared you little Son of a Bi-
Girl: *slaps*
Also Me: mommy!!!
That moment where u just want to vibe the beat...
The Song:
All I Need - From Slushii
Rocket League Intros be like...
Me: cant wait to demolish cars!!!
Also Me: *opens Rocket League*
Rocket League: not so fast...
Buy a
Rocket League Intro
mug!
A former 1st Wave division agent who's rogue after betrayal from the SHD & The JTF
Aaron Keener has been disavowed, now marked as rogue
throwing something. ( for example: a baby )
YEET!!!
They tried to look cute with there belly on top, trying to make you rub its belly, but in reality, they were seeking their
victim before it turns into a killing machine!!
Don't even think about rubbing the cat's belly. It'll kill you! ( Cats R evil )
the definition of divorce...
Me: I just want to say that...I love yo-
My wife: I'm in loved with another man
Me: ._.
