11 definitions by The Heartless SOB710
An insult to imply that the target of this phrase was born from a father who grew up fatherless.
It's similar to Son of a Bitch.
It's similar to Son of a Bitch.
Father would occasionally call me a Son of a Bastard.
At one point in time, after he said that insult, I happened to immediately reply in a quizzitive tone, "I wonder who that bastard is?"
Instead of getting upset, he realized that I bested him in our little verbal sword match.
At one point in time, after he said that insult, I happened to immediately reply in a quizzitive tone, "I wonder who that bastard is?"
Instead of getting upset, he realized that I bested him in our little verbal sword match.
by The Heartless SOB710 June 30, 2021
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1.) A woman who is in the middle of a group of males masturbating until the group of males let loose their liquidity children all over that said woman's face, booty, mouth or anytype of suface that's on the said girl.
Guy 1: "Hey, what should I know about this girl?"
Guy 2: "Well, she takes cum-baths two times a week, so, that would make her clean, right?"
Guy 2: "Well, she takes cum-baths two times a week, so, that would make her clean, right?"
by The Heartless SOB710 July 12, 2014
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1.) A person completing a fearful goal.
2.) A man who has a silver covered testie.
3.) A man keeping his cool after being kicked, really hard, in the Balls
2.) A man who has a silver covered testie.
3.) A man keeping his cool after being kicked, really hard, in the Balls
1.) Frank: "Did you hear what Trevor just did?"
Alex: "No, what?"
Frank: "He walked into a haunted house. yelled, "I think that ghosts are pussies!!! I have balls of steel!"
Alex: "What happened to him?"
Frank: "I don't know, he didn't come out."
2.) "You might not know this, but I have a ball of steel."
"Prove it"
"I'll walk through the metal detector, I bet you 40$ that it'll ring or go off."
3.) "Dan, you ok?"
"Yea, I've been kicked so many times in the balls, i have balls of steel."
Alex: "No, what?"
Frank: "He walked into a haunted house. yelled, "I think that ghosts are pussies!!! I have balls of steel!"
Alex: "What happened to him?"
Frank: "I don't know, he didn't come out."
2.) "You might not know this, but I have a ball of steel."
"Prove it"
"I'll walk through the metal detector, I bet you 40$ that it'll ring or go off."
3.) "Dan, you ok?"
"Yea, I've been kicked so many times in the balls, i have balls of steel."
by The Heartless SOB710 July 12, 2014
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When a person awakes from his/her's slumber and starts talking to a person without brushing his/her's mouth. Their breath smells so bad, if you are unlucky to talk with them, It either smells like...
A.) Someone curled up, and died in their mouth.
B.) Ate a mouthful of horseshit before they walked out of the door that day.
Or C.) Smells so rank, that it blew you away.
A.) Someone curled up, and died in their mouth.
B.) Ate a mouthful of horseshit before they walked out of the door that day.
Or C.) Smells so rank, that it blew you away.
"Hey, not to sound creepy or anything, but Kathy had a case of morning-breath."
"Really, what did it smell like?"
"Why are you curious, It smelled like if a animal made out of manure crawled in her mouth and died."
"Sounds like she could use a tic-tac."
"ONE TIC-TAC!?! SHE NEEDED A CONTAINER, POSSIBLY FIVE!!!"
"Really, what did it smell like?"
"Why are you curious, It smelled like if a animal made out of manure crawled in her mouth and died."
"Sounds like she could use a tic-tac."
"ONE TIC-TAC!?! SHE NEEDED A CONTAINER, POSSIBLY FIVE!!!"
by The Heartless SOB710 July 20, 2014
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1.) A woman/man that you have been lusting over, but too shy to confront, or, she/he seemed to look like the perfect person, untill you lose interest and see how shitty they are.
Person A: I'm gonna talk with becky...
Person B: No man, she's my ex-crush...
Person A: I still don't understand what you're saying, i mean, she's beautiful.
Person B: She'll use her good looks to draw you in, she's casting her line.
A: Whatever man, I'm going after her...
(The relationship lasts 4 weeks before she calls it quits. A is a bitter person during and a little bit after the relationship.)
Person B: And what was the lesson that we learned today?
Person A: You're right, she's a hoe, and i understand why you classified her as your ex-crush. Let us not speak about this moment ever again.
Person B: No man, she's my ex-crush...
Person A: I still don't understand what you're saying, i mean, she's beautiful.
Person B: She'll use her good looks to draw you in, she's casting her line.
A: Whatever man, I'm going after her...
(The relationship lasts 4 weeks before she calls it quits. A is a bitter person during and a little bit after the relationship.)
Person B: And what was the lesson that we learned today?
Person A: You're right, she's a hoe, and i understand why you classified her as your ex-crush. Let us not speak about this moment ever again.
by The Heartless SOB710 November 20, 2014
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There are plenty of rules both men & women use in terms of dating, one of those rules is quite simple. Do not have sexual relations with someone who is psychologically unstable. It could mean the difference between waking up to an argument . . . and waking up dead.
"Hey, you hear anything from Chad? It's like when he left the party with that chick, he went dark."
"Nope, but I heard that the chick he went out with was mad. While other people were talking about her, I heard that she manipulated two guys into fighting for her honor or somethin'. I remember telling him, 'Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy,' but did he listen? No . . . of course not."
"Nope, but I heard that the chick he went out with was mad. While other people were talking about her, I heard that she manipulated two guys into fighting for her honor or somethin'. I remember telling him, 'Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy,' but did he listen? No . . . of course not."
by The Heartless SOB710 February 02, 2021
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A collection of adult-rated photos, videos, tapes, etc. that you use to help you make masturbation a little easier.
When your imagination is too limited or not enough to give yourself a happy ending.
When your imagination is too limited or not enough to give yourself a happy ending.
Your weirdest kinks can be found in your Fap Collection. But it is unique to every person, I would say something more, but I think that you get the message.
by The Heartless SOB710 August 22, 2021
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