2 definitions by The Beardly Man

1
1. having facial hair, usually a beard and seen as masculine, with chivalry, respect, kindness, generosity, courage, courtesy, compassion, benevolence, politeness, loyalty, character and integrity.

2. to have such a magnificent beard it invokes raw lust and desire.
Jane: Wow his beard looks good! And did you see him open the door for her? He's such a gentleman.
Sara: No, he's a beardly man.
by The Beardly Man March 10, 2017
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2
Numbness occurring in legs or lower extremities from sitting on the toilet for prolonged periods of time while on Facebook.
"Stan just messaged me on Facebook. He said he woke up this morning at 3 am and by 4am had Facebook Parasthesia and couldn't move."

"3rd time this week."
by The Beardly Man April 11, 2017
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