1 definition by That one guy you recognize

Kaua

A real hawaiin punk that pronounces words wrong, really wrong. JK JK. A pretty nice person who still pronounces words wrong and thinks your the one pronouncing it wrong. They are really short and will have usually wrestled in high school at some point in their life. If you have a Kaua as a friend then expect some feistiness.

"hey kaua, that's not how you pronounce that word. It's ok though, because your kind of cool."

by That one guy you recognize September 21, 2018