5 definitions by Teryiaki Wilson (not Zaniel)

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Not to be confused with the Naughty List, this is the list for all the, to quote Nicki MInaj 'Super Hoes' that Santa won't even give coal.
Santa: Naughty, Nice, Nice, Nice, oh! This girls been a ho, ho, ho! Thottie List!
by Teryiaki Wilson (not Zaniel) December 18, 2017
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A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"
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Someone who is very poor and has literally no money and calls their cheap-ass Five Below headphones
Poor person: Hey look, I got some new beats!

Poor Person's Friend: Bitch I saw those at the Dollar Store in the sale bin yesterday.
by Teryiaki Wilson (not Zaniel) December 16, 2017
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The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other
by Teryiaki Wilson (not Zaniel) December 16, 2017
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The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?
by Teryiaki Wilson (not Zaniel) December 16, 2017
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