A CLB means the most desirable man from the East Coast who can make any woman the happiest woman alive. He's got every desired quality a woman looks for in a man. His sense of humor is borderline twisted but funny as hell. He can make you laugh your pants off, literally. He is a god of mystery and intense pleasure in the bedroom. He is a man of his word. He is honest, loyal (to the right woman). Once he adores you and loves you, he will adore and love you for forever. His love is unconditional and his strength to overcome obstacles is envious. He's well structured, has morals and his old school manners are extremely appealing. He will go great lengths to keep those he loves happy. He is amazing. His touch and love is and will be... Forever. If you got yourself a CLB, considered yourself the luckiest and don't ever let him go!!
' Hey girl, I almost didn't leave my house today cause I captured myself a CLB! '
This phrase is mostly said while also flashing the gesture holding 2 fingers out, just as if you are flashing the peace sign except far more discreet. It means... 'its a bust' or 'keep it on the d.l (down low)'. Its said mostly between friends, where one friend is being a look out for another friend and giving them a heads up. Originated from a generation of people who were raised in Truckee/Lake Tahoe California in the mid & later 90's as teenagers.
Hey bro! It's a two (2), it's a two (2)!!!!
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