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An unfortunate occurrence that happens to lost tourists deep in the jungle of Brazil. Legend has it, a man by the name of Pansy Lucas from Whoreview, MN was adventuring through the dense jungle in Brazil. He eventually got lost and had to make a smoke signal. However, instead of calling for help, the smoke signal was seen by some local tribesmen. The tribesmen kidnapped him and strapped him to a log naked. The savages then began banging on a large set of drums. Frightened, Pansy Lucas began frantically calling for help. The tribesmen then lifted the log up and carried him to the Amazon river some several miles away. Once there, the tribesmen made the log, and Pansy Lucas, parallel to the surface of the water. White water begins to break the surface... Small shadows can be seen circling the log. Pansy Lucas, with his cock dangling in the wind, shrieks,"Piranhas!" before slowly being lowered towards the hungry school of fish. His cock penetrates the surface, and a feeding frenzy begins. All that can be seen his white water splashing everywhere while Pansy Lucas screams for help. Pansy Lucas was found some time later by Brazilian Authorities, castrated.

A phrase said out of fright or pure anger towards an event that occurred or is about to. Normally said around the holidays to get more into the Christmas spirit.

Is a cryptid which supposedly is a simian-like creature. Or in layman terms.... A terrifying animal made up from rumors that resembles that of an ape like species. The Callen was first spotted near a small town of Fergus Falls Minnesota back in the late 90's. Since then, there have been over 327 eye witness accounts of seeing the beast between Fergus Falls Minnesota and Grand Forks North Dakota. Several farmers have claimed to have been able to flush the hairy bastard out by leaving barrels of untouched Jagermesiter in the open. Several women have also come forward stating that they've been dry humped by the creature near Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity of the University of North Dakota before it scurried back into the woods. To this day, the only piece of substantial evidence was found in a Grand Forks home where the occupants claimed the savage might have shaved an area near his scrotum, using one of the residence's razor, in the early hours of the morning without even attempting to cover up the mess in the bath tub.

A historical event that occurred late in the month of November, 2016 on Princeton street in Grand Forks, ND. The residents of 514 were in scarce supply of toilet paper which resulted in a standoff between the second and main/basement floor residents. This quite nearly lead into civil war contained within the home itself. Luckily, a "514 creed" was hastily typed up in which all residents agreed to the terms of conditions for purchasing toilet paper under it.

A feat that requires the presence of male genitalia, and a wild bull. A male is walking down a gravel road. He then spots a wild bull. The male cautiously, and stealthily, sneaks over to the bull before ripping his pants off, frantically yanks on his scrotum to allow enough slack to tie a lasso and captures the animal with said lasso. Unfortunately, this feat can only be done by a handful of men in North America due to the lack of "slack" a normal scrotum possesses. This feat reached its peak in fame during the late 1940's because of the famous traveling circus performer "Mike Oxlong".

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

A sexually act where a male hooks his penis up to a car battery. Once the clamps are on securely, an associate will then start up the car and rev the engine sending several thousand volts of electricity down the partner's scrotum. Usually done in a drunken act or out of pure boredom.