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1) A term for a simpleminded person.

2) Delicious crackers that are made by the company Pepperidge Farms. They come in many different flavors.
(Example 1)

Person: "That fool put his retainer in my hamburger. He's such a goldfish!"

(Example 2)

Person: "I'm hungry. I'm gonna get some Goldfish crackers from the pantry."
by Stupid and Also Dumb August 04, 2016

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Fucking hungry, very hungry, really hungry, or extremely hungry.
"I'm fungry, nothing to eat in this crap house."
by Stupid and Also Dumb June 11, 2014

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Cool, neat, good, interesting, or fun.
"I think Fred is a spiffy friend."

"You have some spiffy shoes."
by Stupid and Also Dumb May 03, 2014

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1) What the fuck
2) Where the fuck
3) Who the fuck
1) WTF are you doing up at 4:00 in the morning?
2) WTF is the party going to be at?
3) Alright, WTF ate the last piece of pizza?
by Stupid and Also Dumb June 11, 2014

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1) A mental disability that mostly affects teenagers and adults.
2) Synonym for cringe.
"He will have to wear a helmet whenever he's in the bus; he has kpop."

"Dude, you play Fortnite? That's so kpop."
by Stupid and Also Dumb May 01, 2020

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Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".
Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!
by Stupid and Also Dumb October 19, 2014

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