the accidental shooting of your load into someone's face
DUDE #1: "Sally was getting me going orally, but I got overly stimulated and pornocheyneyed her before we actually did the deed."
DUDE #2: "So you are still a virgin?"
DUDE #1: "Yep."
DUDE #2: "You
cockmo."
Buy a
pornocheyneyed
mug!
When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)
Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.
formerly known as a driver, the occupant of the front left seat in a Tesla, whose sole job is to pour drinks and bartend the self driving car
I called an Uber last night and the cartender poured me a swell Margarita.
the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.
As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!
<yawn-cup> when you suddenly yawn loudly during a presentation or lecture, and you catch yourself halfway through and fake a hiccup, so as not to appear that you were so bored you fell asleep mentally before your first yawn. The yawncup is painful, and it is not recommended one tries it without sufficient practice and muscular training. In any case, your ego might not survive. The yawncup is often hilarious to all, including the speaker if in possession of a good sense of humor.
Supreme Court Justice Elana Kagan's good friend was lecturing in a Law School Lecture Hall about agency deference of the Auer variety and during the hour and forty-five minute long instruction, had just moved on to discuss procedural interpretations and Chevron deference, when a normally quite attentive 2L with outstretched arms proceeded to loudly yawncup, and the lecture was briefly interrupted for a whole class chortle.
