12 definitions by Stu Cherbourg

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)

<jaw-guh> J.ust A.nother U.nemployed W.hite G.uy - also JAWG, like DAWG, but for white guys, a term coined by Salvatore Paradise in his third book entitled "Danny Veit is a Piece of Sheit." Initially used to describe his second unemployed friend, now applicable to 11% of the population in this second American Great Depression

Too Ugly To Fuck. Derivative of TDTF, major difference is that this time the blame isn't on you.

the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.

<yawn-cup> when you suddenly yawn loudly during a presentation or lecture, and you catch yourself halfway through and fake a hiccup, so as not to appear that you were so bored you fell asleep mentally before your first yawn. The yawncup is painful, and it is not recommended one tries it without sufficient practice and muscular training. In any case, your ego might not survive. The yawncup is often hilarious to all, including the speaker if in possession of a good sense of humor.