A strokey is someone who is known as or is a pedophile
It comes from the phrase ( stroking nonce)
Strokeys useually look like bald , elderly ,slender,males mostly with glasses.
Ethan- wow that guy with that awful bald patch is defo a strokey
Jakob-100% strokey nonce mate
A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)
Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv
Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop
