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Dr octopus himself

Jack Andrew is an outgoing guy with great credentials.
He’s rather tall with lanky legs

Never had eyebrows as a kid

Never had front teeth as a kid

Abit of a muppet

Got his ear nibbled when some girl have him a lap dance one

All round top fella

Highly recommend talking to him on VEVO - OMGANDREWS
A jack andrew neilson refers to the type of guy you just wouldn’t leave your kids alone with.
by Strawberry’s June 06, 2019

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Ugly
Obese
Mum won’t by him a cap in front of his mates
Skinny jeans model

mum has lisp

Dad is fat

Can I have two tickets to see solo a star wars story
Zak Willian formby harbour refers Zac farooooooombbbbbby aourbourrrrr
by Strawberry’s June 05, 2019

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His son is borderline obese (zac)
His wife has a lisp
His brother is the captain

He is fat

He nephew is a virgin with a naughty comb over

He can’t cook a pizza
And finally he is very... I repeat very very rude
Today is such I nice day. It’s a hell of a shame that big strawberry mike ruined it by being so god damn rude
by Strawberry’s June 04, 2019

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