3 definitions by Staehrsy

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Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
by Staehrsy April 19, 2008
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German for Handjob

Much hilarity to be had for us mostly English folk
Tom: phwoar, gagging for a handberuf
by Staehrsy May 19, 2008
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