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1. Combination of the words Conservative and Vegan.
2. People who believe the best way to ensure their survival is by following plant based protein diets.
3. People who follow a diet without meat, dairy or glutinous processed food. Diet includes fruit, vegetables, beans, legumes, certain grains and nuts. A type of vegetarian diet that excludes meat, dairy products, and all other animal-derived ingredients as well as foods that are processed using animal products such as refined white sugar.
A conservegan believes the best way to ensure their survival is through a superior and/or evolved diet and conservative principals.
by SpitFire4Patriots August 04, 2019

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Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.
Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.
by SpitFire4Patriots December 10, 2018

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A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.
1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.
by SpitFire4Patriots June 02, 2020

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A word Roseanne Barr made up and used on the Joe RoganExperience Podcast episode 1359.
Numerology is like synchronicitious because it’s everywhere all around you all the time.
by SpitFire4Patriots September 08, 2020

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Noun;:
A place once known as The Vatican before homosexual cardinals, priests and other homo clergy (known as Lavenders) shielded by the Catholic Church ran amok corrupting it beyond recognition until it became known as The Lavican
Lavenders shielded by Pope and protected by the walls surrounding their extravagant palatial living space is known as The Lavican. Alternately they can be known as Lavicans.
Pope Francis is a piece of trash living at The Lavican along with the rest his Lavican cohorts.
by SpitFire4Patriots September 09, 2020

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Being gay for one day in your life.
Being gay for a day seemed like a good idea at the time but then again Aaron was never really the sharpest tool in the shed.
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by SpitFire4Patriots September 10, 2020

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Guys who’ll do anything to score drugs, get into movies, or horde money including stripping for other men.
Levi though his friends would accept him doing gay-per-view events online and in clubs then reality kicked in.
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by SpitFire4Patriots September 10, 2020

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