1 definition by Special Moi
A man who is a Michel may call himself Mike or Michael. A Michel is a guy that is sexy.They are also very tricky like an Octopus. Sometimes you have to keep an eye on a Michel, because if you look away he might hide around a corner & jump out when you least expect it,to scare the piss out of you.They cook garlic shrimp better than ANYone
Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They also can be found yelling at golfers when they drive by a golf course,or doing other very tricky things. Michels also have soft sides:They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.They are romantic and passionate & always very exciting in bed-which is why he is hard to get enough of. He keeps his girlfriend happy,&adds to this by calling her Baby, Sexy, Sweety,etc.Michel sightings are so rare, that they are sometimes called a"Totoro"-referring to the forest spirit in Japanese folkore. A Michel may even resemble Totoro when he opens his eyes very wide. Michels are not easy so come by, & deserve love & loyalty
kiki
Michels make weird noises when they are happy or have too much bottled up energy. They also can be found yelling at golfers when they drive by a golf course,or doing other very tricky things. Michels also have soft sides:They love their backs being scratched & sometimes want to be held or cuddled-he can have a weak spot for his beautiful and loving girlfriend.They are romantic and passionate & always very exciting in bed-which is why he is hard to get enough of. He keeps his girlfriend happy,&adds to this by calling her Baby, Sexy, Sweety,etc.Michel sightings are so rare, that they are sometimes called a"Totoro"-referring to the forest spirit in Japanese folkore. A Michel may even resemble Totoro when he opens his eyes very wide. Michels are not easy so come by, & deserve love & loyalty
kiki
~Example 1
John: Do you need help studying for your test?
M: No, I do not need to study for tests.
John:Why?
M: Because...I'm a MICHEL
John: *gasp* Awwww-Luckyyyy!
~Example 2
Stranger guy: Hey gorgeous-Can I get your number or sumthin?
Alexandra: No.
Stranger guy: Psh-you cold...
Alexandra: I have a boyfriend; and he is a Michel.
Stranger guy: Oh damn! Ma bad, ma bad! *runs off*
John: Do you need help studying for your test?
M: No, I do not need to study for tests.
John:Why?
M: Because...I'm a MICHEL
John: *gasp* Awwww-Luckyyyy!
~Example 2
Stranger guy: Hey gorgeous-Can I get your number or sumthin?
Alexandra: No.
Stranger guy: Psh-you cold...
Alexandra: I have a boyfriend; and he is a Michel.
Stranger guy: Oh damn! Ma bad, ma bad! *runs off*
by Special Moi February 26, 2010
