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A state with high taxes and horrible living spaces. A state full of assholes and people who think they own the world. The city (I have been there) is full of douchebags who get offended if you even ask them for directions. Don't bother asking if there are 2 of them, because they will get in an argument with each other over which way is faster. As if it fucking matters, the entire city is so fucking packed with stuck up uptight pricks that if you even slightly touch someone they will grab your shoulder and accuse you of stealing their wallet. NYers shop at Macys and will ALWAYS complain about something that is not from NY. When they take a vacation to the south they never enjoy it because all they do is bitch about how 'hot it is' down here or how bad the drivers are or 'how they cant get a real 'fockin peeetza dawg'. Basically, yankees are assholes and the Canadians up north are much nicer. Yankees are the reason that countries like Australia, Canada, Britain and 99% of every other country in the world hate us and think we're stupid people.

They have no idea of the concept of being nice and if you are nice to them they will automatically assume you're trying to rob them or something. They are uptight and you can NEVER have fun with a yankee. They have shitty weed up there the only good weed is from the south (dont even mention NYC diesel) and they have no concept of what a tree is. They think walking through central park is nature, and will talk about how its so nice when they take their little family strolls, but then when they go down south to the apallachians all they do is whine and bitch about the bugs or that there is nobody there and theres a bunch of hicks.

Agh basically NY is full of stupid asswipes who only care about money. No wonder the terrorist picked NYC to hit, its full of the people WE ALL hate!
New York is such a shithole, no wonder Osama chose to bomb it instead of a place like the south where nobody is involved in politics and nobody pisses anybody else off because we're actually NICE.
by SouthernerGuy August 02, 2008

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