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1 definition by
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Shrouded Kumquat
To masturbate into a plastic bag on public transport, then forcefully place the bag over another customers head.
"Wow, did that guy lose a fight in a glue factory?"
"Na, that bloke just gave him a shrouded kumquat
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June 25, 2020
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