1069 definitions by Solid Mantis

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!

Poor little Jewish American Princess, usually a rich girl that's not actually Jewish (since the Jews shouldn't be held responsible for the JAP's behavior).

Someone you assume has a big ego.

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

Someone who says they're mad about somebody else over 18 watching porn isnt really mad, they're insecure. Watching porn isnt the same thing as fucking the porn stars, so when one person in a relationship says to the other one is that what you want or something like that, really the guy watching the porn should say yes, that's exactly what I want, that's why I bought this stuff to watch. It might make sense for a porn to star to see the other porn star in a different video fucking another porn star and say is that what you want? We're done making videos of us fucking then. But then again, they're really just actors, so none of it would really matter to them, that's why it's silly for someone to say they're mad about someone else watching porn (especially somebody over age 18).

Gave people the illusion that you were something you weren't, deceived people.