Metrosexual
Eats a lot of biscuits
Liverpool
Very good at Blondie imitations
Yellow hair
Nipples
'Look at that Melvyn guy shaking his yellow hair and imitating Blondie. I think it's straightened'
'Pah, metrosexual'
'Look, now he is rubbing his nipples in front of the Liverpool game'
'He sure likes biscuits'
