13 definitions by Skeletal Munchkin

Odd people who need to wear moronic labels in order to feel special
eg: FCUK. I think they feel that this defines their personality in some way.
Unfortunately, the great majority lack a personality.

Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.

To grin in a sickly-looking Cheshire Cat fashion when faced with any evidence of own wrongdoing.

WARNING: If you are not clad in burberry, a profusion of fake jewelry, and a tracksuit, you may recieve this greeting by people who are. They sometimes drive past in their (snigger)
"Modified" cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.

A gay giraffe......maybe.
King of the realm of teletext, God to a small but fervent group of worshippers. see also Backchat....or, alternatively, dont.

Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.