15 definitions by Sir Toby

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Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka
Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
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Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
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A term used mainly in football (Soccer, not crappy gridiron) to describe someone who shoots like they have a banana on the end of their leg than a foot. The booit part originates from the word boot, but when pronounced in a yorkshire English accent is pronounced (ban-aah-na) boo-it!
Used at hillsboro to describe the shingled inbringle Michael Boulding ploughing a shot into the stand:
"Fuckin banana booit!"
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
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A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!
Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!
by Sir Toby May 16, 2007
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You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
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This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio
Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
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A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun
The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"
by Sir Toby October 10, 2005
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