Those creepy ghost twins from 'The Shining'
The Grady twins: Come play with us Danny for ever and ever and ever.
Head/earphones that no longer work
Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.
Guy 2: No, sorry dude.
Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.
Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.
Guy 1: Man that sucks.
A list of all the people who have performed oral sex on you.
Guy 1: Dude, your sister's in my falacebook.
Guy 2: Don't care, your mum's in mine!
When you do not eat pancakes on "Pancake Day".
Dad: It's Pancake Day what topping do you want on your pancakes?
Son: No thanks, I'll have waffles.
Dad: You can't want that, that's an act of pancake treason
When one is notified of an unread E-Mail but in actual fact, they have not recieved one at all.
Guy 1: Oh cool, one new message and... it's a ghost e-mail.
Kids (usually with their parents) who go around trick 'r treating before Halloween. Usually a day before.
I had some pre-trick 'r treaters knock on my door earlier, I told them to go away because they were a day early.