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An affectionate name for a pet, an animal, or a loved one. Derived from the word "Beast", and the name "Beezus" from the Ramona books.
Come over here, Beazist! Hello, Beazist.
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.
Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.
by Shit_4_Brains June 02, 2007
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Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".
I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.
by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007
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1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
by Shit_4_Brains August 29, 2007
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An American hybrid type of white people common in many small towns throughout the United States, and particularly common in smaller towns in the Midwest and Appalachia; composed of a mixture of British Isles types (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish) and Germanic types (German, Dutch, Swiss, Nordic, etc). Anglo-Saxon Celts.
Most of the people in my hometown back in southeastern Ohio are some variety of McKraut.
by Shit_4_Brains August 20, 2007
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